Ray Jones

Tooth Fairy

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About

I pull teeth for a livin. Need more? Been at it a good 18 years now. Getting a bit long in the tooth for that carry on if y'ask me.

But I'm good at it. And good people should be rewarded.

Articles & activity

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Weirdness

Bumped into a really creepy guy the other day.

Last updated 1 month ago
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Gold!!

Found me a golden tooth! Quids in!

Last updated 2 months ago
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Hassel Me!

Had that dream about Hoff again.

Last updated 2 months ago

Experience

Tooth Fairy Extraordinaire

The Kingdom

2002 - 2020

Incisors, wisdom (oh PLEASE wisdom), canines, molars, premolars. Baby, Adult. I'll take it, if you're losing it.

Education

High School

1994 - 1997

Learnt how to obey commands like a faithful dog. Also learnt the wonderful art of nipple twisters.

Interests

Football

2,500,123 followers

Amateur Dramatics

5,123 followers

Recommendations

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Given

Aidan J. Reid

Occasional Author

January 5th 2009. Ray managed Aidan. Though Aidan disputes this.

Ray forced me to write this with the threat that he'd pull every tooth from my head while I slept.

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